punnier:

that fufu lame shit, i aint with it

i’ll send some shots at yo fitted

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swag bitch

istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK

(Source: shalrath)

weddingred:

i should nOT BE tuRNED ON BY THAT 

(Source: pterrodactyl)

multiplaying:

multiplaying:

so why does the flexed bicep emoji hands looks like a sloth

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Realization is a bitch

(Source: invades)

hanukkahlewinsky:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

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thatonepleb:

Me trying to finish something important on time:

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